leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via laughcentre)

cosmologicalastrophysicist:

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Imagination is wondering if a smoothie can be made by compressing a tomato in your ass

(via laughcentre)

halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

(via laughcentre)

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

(via randomfactory)

lickystickypickyshe:

New diet plans.

lickystickypickyshe:

New diet plans.

(via pwnator)

thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"

(via kittaay)

10knotes:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD
i’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

i’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

dirudo:

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 


OH.

(via sodamnrelatable)


Tyler, The Creator talking about girls at Coachella

Tyler, The Creator talking about girls at Coachella

(via voguedopevodka)

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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ONE

(via theprepsterandherpearls)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via itsmeganmotherfucker)


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